Tuesday, November 07, 2006

In Honor of November...Please see the Beehive for a further explanation

Stationary Technology


You have reached Retailing, Inc!
A proud tradition of retailing!


We now have an automatic voice
recognizing machine! Please say your...


Don't you mean "we can't understand a
thing you say" machine?

...request from the following options.
Marketing!
Sales!
Support!


Peppy. Way too peppy.
Mar-kuh-ting.

I'm sorry. I did not
understand...


You. It doesn't
understand you.

...your request.
Please select


Hmm...perhaps...
Mar-kit-ing

I'm sorry. I did not
understand...


Cheese-bur-ger.
Milk-shake.
Anything - please send me to
the operator.
Pound key.
Star key.

I'm sorry!
It seems you are having
trouble!


Don't apologize. Put me
through to a pers-

Please hold while we
transfer your call!


Yes, finally. Okay, I need
some brochures.

Sure! That will be no
problem...


A new record! That only
took 15 minutes!

...Please hold while I
transfer you to that
department!


Still no brochures.
And Peppy. Still peppy.
And background music that starts
at the exact same spot every time.

I'm sorry! This department
has closed for the day!
Please say or press 0 for...

7 comments:

Dani said...

Yup, I hate the voice recognizing machines that never understand a Southern dialect.

Queen Shenaynay said...

oh superb, laura!

come get some pie or something.

rachel tsunami said...

ahahahaha...rich, so rich! you've ended my day with a great laugh!

fa-so-la-la said...

hahah... oh laura, i love it... hahah!

ShowJumper said...

Wow, lol. Hilarious!!

Lace said...

that's a perfect discription! ha!

Lace said...

description... couldn't let it go...sorry...